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12 April 2007 @ 08:44 pm
They fired my friend Denomy today.
And then it ruined everything and it sucked.
It bummed everyone out..we didn't even go for our 11:00 liquid lunch as planned.
02 December 2006 @ 11:11 am
Mark, when you read this. Sorry I couldn't talk yesterday! I guess I shouldn't have answered the phone in the first place. I was going to run off and talk to you but I had the fuckin neon floater vest on and they would've caught me!
14 October 2006 @ 05:08 pm
hahahah I love these:

Gay in cab: Hey, look, it's a fiiireman!
Fireman: Hey, it's a fag in a cab!
Gay in cab: Are there any more firemen?
Fireman: Are there any more fags in the cab?

--319 W 48th St
09 August 2006 @ 06:46 am
I know that like..none of you have kids.
but, you do go downtown and stuff..

So does anyone know the name of that daycare in the market tower? Or is it even a daycare? What the hell is thet playground doing there, anyway?
Are there any daycares around downtown that you've seen?
I always see these scary children tethered to hand rope thingies walking around so there must be one somewhere.

hellllp. i got approved for daycare subsidy (1.75 a day!) and i need to find daycare so I can stop paying $25 a day
30 July 2006 @ 11:40 am

Thank you for Datarock!
And the Flaming Lips for sleeping music!!!

You are a genius! We must consume 40s at some point!
28 July 2006 @ 11:18 am
Dear HP online tech-support.

Fuck yourselves!!!
You're stupid!

And yes my entry is for a month ahead of today. The next douche to point that out gets peed on, loser.
Current Mood: aggravatedaggravated
12 July 2006 @ 02:42 am
"I think it's funny that she's such a bitch. Like, look at her. She's still an ugly fat bitch!"

Yeah Rachael and I made nice on Saturday by hating on others.

Good times.
Current Mood: tiredtired
07 July 2006 @ 10:03 pm
The girl next to me is going into a grafitti msg board and copying down bombs and throws into a notebook like they're hers or something.

??? freak!
07 July 2006 @ 12:53 am
lolz to being bored at work and lurking around lj and discovering lame creepy things my friends have said to other people on here. creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy creeeepy lame lame lame
06 July 2006 @ 07:54 pm
Interview at Salt?
hahaha I'm so excited!!!!
You better get the job because next time I get drunk and call the bouncer an asshole, it'll be you and hopefully you won't kick me out!